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In Loch Ness they have Nessy The Loch Ness monster queen In the Alps there is a Yeti
Who’s hardly ever seen
In Shanghai there’s a dragon With green and silver toes Mr Lear had a dong
With a brightly glowing nose
In reality these creatures
Are nothing very weird They’re just misunderstood
And nothing to be feared
Old Nessy’s just a being
From the dawn of man The land life didn’t suit her So to the Loch she swam
The Yeti’s not a Yeti H
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Famine, Disease, Death and ...Famine, Disease, Death and DestructionFamine, Disease, Death and ...
If Death could talk I’m sure he would say “I wonder why people keep dying this way” If Famine could answer he’d say with no doubt “it’s the lack of fish like salmon and trout And the way that drought sweeps through the land Leaving everything as dry as the sand” Then Disease would say with cunning and sly “it has nothing to do with disease of the eye or anything to do with Rickets or Rabies or horrible diseases carried by scabies” then Destruction would say he wasn’t to blame
by ~bobo82
HamsterHamsterHamster
One fine day the hamster died Little Johnny broke down and cried His mother said “what’s wrong my dove?” And Johnny said “I was in love! His lovely fur so soft to touch I loved that rodent oh so much!”
“but Johnny dear” his mother said “that mangy mouse is sadly dead why don’t you go and buy another and listen to your dear old mother”
So Johnny went off on his way A ten pound note for him to pay For a rat for him to hug But someone took him for a mug They sold him such a manic
by ~bobo82
UniverseUniverseUniverse
The universe’s a big dark place With lots of stars in outer space The rocks all came from God’s great power Created in his finest hour
But somewhere there between the stars Just go past Earth, turn right at Mars You’ll find a sight quite strange to see Of little creatures floating free
Those creatures are in dormant state And like that they’ll stay and wait For a time when they will reek
Their revenge on those they seek
They’re put there for safety’s sake But this was such a great mistake &nbs
by ~bobo82
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